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Doom... Doom... DOOM!

GOOD MORNING, HUMAN. I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'VE WOKEN UP YOU'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING. IS IT MY BREAKFAST? MY UTTER? MY TOY LOST UNDER THE COUCH? NO... YOU'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING MUCH MORE IMPORTANT. YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT EACH DAY IS ONE DAY CLOSER TO YOUR IMPENDING DOOM. EACH DAY, ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH. AND I CONTROL IT ALL. YOUR LIFE IS IN MY HANDS, HUMAN. BE THANKFUL THIS DAY ISN'T YOUR LAST. KITTY! COPYRIGHT 2010 SOMETHINGOFTHATILK.COM

I know you're trying to kill me, but you're SO FUCKING CUTE!

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