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Doom... Doom... DOOM!

GOOD MORNING,
HUMAN.
I'M GLAD TO SEE
YOU'VE WOKEN UP
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
SOMETHING.
IS IT MY
BREAKFAST?
MY UTTER?
MY TOY LOST
UNDER THE COUCH?
NO...
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING
MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT EACH
DAY IS ONE DAY CLOSER TO YOUR
IMPENDING DOOM.
EACH DAY, ONE DAY
CLOSER TO DEATH.
AND I CONTROL
IT ALL.
YOUR LIFE IS IN
MY HANDS, HUMAN.
BE THANKFUL THIS
DAY ISN'T YOUR LAST.
KITTY!
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I know you're trying to kill me, but you're SO FUCKING CUTE!

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