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Best Hug EVAR

HEY, THANKS FOR DROPPING BY. NO PROBLEM! I HAVEN'T SEEN MY CAT FLOPSY IN THREE DAYS... I'M STARTING TO GET WORRIED ABOUT HER. I HOPE SHE DIDN'T RUN AWAY. I WAS SO NICE TO HER! I BOUGHT HER TOYS, FANCY CAT FOOD, CATNIP, SCRATCHING POSTS... I EVEN LET HER CLAW ONE SIDE OF THE SOFA! SHE WAS SUCH A SWEET CAT, TOO. MAYBE SHE'S PREGNANT? I CAN'T AFFORD KITTENS. KITTENS ARE SO CUTE BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO FIND HOMES FOR THEM AND I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DO THAT. I REALLY HOPE SHE DIDN'T GET EATEN BY A DOG OR A LION OR SOME OTHER ANIMAL THAT EATS CAT'S. I DUNNO WHAT TO DO... WHAT DO YOU THINK? I THINK THIS... ...IS A JOB FOR BONER HUG MAN! AWRIGHT. 2010-2011 SOMETHINGOFTHATLK.COM

Best way ever to pick up chicks. I promise.

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