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Sexual Abstraction

Meta-phone sex
It's like real phone
sex, except not.
...I BREATHE LOUDLY INTO THE RECEIVER
TO SIGNIFY THAT I AM INTENSELY ENJOYING
THE AUDITORY STIMULATION AND INTERJECT
WITH A CREATIVE SIMILE EXAGGERATING THE
SIZE AND PROPORTIONS OF YOUR GENITALIA.
MINUTES PASS AS WE DESCRIBE THE ACTS AND
POSITIONS INVOLVED IN OUR HYPOTHETICAL
ACT OF INTERCOURSE AND, EVEN FEWER MINUTES
LATER, YOU ARE PASSED OUT ON YOUR BED
SURROUNDED BY SEVERAL DAMP TISSUES AND
A BOTTLE OF VASELINE.
2010-2011 SOMETHINGOFTHATLK.COM

Best experienced at 320kbps.

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