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Resistance Is Futile

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz GOOD MORNING, CATFACE! TIME FOR ME TO GO TO WORK! I NEED TO GET UP CAN YOU MOVE, PLEASE? I CAN'T GET OUT OF BED WITH YOU LAYING ON TOP OF ME! I'M SERIOUS, CATFACE. I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK! GET OFF! GET OFF OR I'LL THROW YOU OFF! NO.

Only disturb a sleeping cat if you're absolutely sure you never want to walk without a crutch again.

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