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Sense of Duty

Life is wonderful.
A thing!
Two things, rather.
Although these things are not mine, they appear to have no current owner.
I therefore take it upon myself to accept complete ownership of these things.
To seal the contract, I will lie upon them.
These things are not exceptionally comfortable, though I feel compelled to stay here for a very long--
GET OFF MY SOCKS!!!

If I had a dollar for each time I've been late to work because of this, I'd... well, I'd get paid a lot more. I'm also too much of a pussy to shove the cat off my clothing. Pun intended.

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