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Fixing Computers

Relative Effectiveness of Common Computer Repair Techniques
PROBLEM SOLVED
REBOOT SYSTEM
CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS
CLOSE FIREFOX
DEFRAGMENT
Windows
NOTHING
PRESS A KEY
PRESS MANY KEYS AT ONCE
STRIKE KEYBOARD
STRIKE MONITOR
BEAT THE EVER-LOVING PISS OUT OF THE TOWER
IRREVERSABLE DAMAGE
PROBLEM SOLVED
REINSTALL BROKEN PACKAGES
READ SYSTEM LOGS, GOOGLE PROBLEM
Linux
REBOOT SYSTEM
REINSTALL OS
'SUDO' EVERYTHING ?
NOTHING
RUN RM -RF ON DIRECTORY YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
CRY
IRREVERSABLE DAMAGE
PROBLEM SOLVED
YOU'LL PROBABLY JUST VOID THE WARRANTY. BUY A NEW MAC.
NOTHING
DON'T BUY A NEW MAC.
IRREVERSABLE DAMAGE
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The only reason 'hurl computer out window' isn't on the list is because that can result in fatalities.

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