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The Source: Part 5

CAN YOU GUYS HURRY THIS UP?
FINE. WE'RE DONE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? I'M NOT SURE IF WE CAN GET YOU BACK IF THINGS GO DOWNHILL.
OF COURSE I'M READY! I PENETRATED MY RECTUM WITH AN UNLUBED CAT-5 CABLE. HOW MUCH MORE READY CAN I BE?
ALRIGHT. WE'RE RUNNING THE SCRIPT!
WEE!
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WISH ME LUCK. IF ANYONE ASKS WHERE I AM, TELL THEM I'M ON VACATION.
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OH, ONE MORE THING...
YEAH, WHATEVER. GOOD LUCK.
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What they both saw was clearly beyond comprehension.

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