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The Source: Part 10

I STARTED BY MAKING AN ALU. FOR MY CREATION TO FUNCTION PROPERLY, IT NEEDED TO BE ABLE TO MAKE LOGICAL DECISIONS AND CALCULATIONS. THIS WAS A START, BUT ONLY THE BEGINNING. THEN SOMETHING WENT WRONG.... I USED CONWAY'S GAME OF LIFE TO SIMULATE SIMPLE LIFE FORMS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY ALU WAS MISTAKEN FOR ONE OF MY CREATIONS AND SUBSEQUENTLY SQUISHED. LUCKILY, IT STILL WORKED, OR SO I THOUGHT. MY CREATIONS EVOLVED RAPIDLY, BUT THEY WERE UNABLE TO GRASP SIMPLE CONCEPTS OF LANGUAGE. THEY WERE ALIVE, BUT RETARDED. THEY STARTED TO MULTIPLY AT AN ALARMINGLY FAST RATE. I COUL

Wow, I merged the storylines. Who'da thunk it.

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