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WTF 2

...SO SHE RAN OUT THE DOOR WITH
FORTY YARDS OF MASKING TAPE
CRAMMED IN HER HANDBAG!
I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING!
ANYWAY, THAT WAS THE LAST TIME
WE TRIED SUSPENDED BONDAGE.
FOR THE RECORD, DUCT TAPE IS A
LOT BETTER FOR SECURING A HUMAN
BODY TO A WALL
RIGHT BEFORE HER ROOMMATE
WALKED IN, THE TAPE GAVE WAY AND
SHE FELL OFF THE WALL, HITTING HER
FACE ON THE FLOOR! THEN HER NOSE
STARTED TO BLEED SO BADLY THAT--
BUTT
SHIT
BUTT SHIT.
*BUMP*
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Butt shit.

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