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A Tutorial on Dancing: Techno

HOW TO DANCE TO TECHNO IN FOUR EASY STEPS STEP 1: GLOWSTICKS My butt feels glowy. USE LOTS OF THEM. IF YOUR BODY CAN HOLD MORE GLOW- STICKS, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH. BE CREATIVE! STEP 2: HANDS CONTORT YOUR HANDS INTO UNREALISTIC SHAPES. USE CEREBRAL PALSY PATIENTS AS INSPIRATION! STEP 3: JUMP I can't feel my legs.... JUMP LIKE THERE'S NO FUCKING TOMORROW STEP 4: IMPROVISE TIP: PRETEND YOU'RE HAVING A SEIZURE! IF YOU LOOK LIKE A TUMBLEWEED ON ACID, YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK! THAT'S IT! NOW YOU CAN DANCE LIKE THE TECHNO PROS! TECHNOVIKING WOULD BE PLEASED COPYRIGHT 2010 SOMETHINGOFTHAT

'We require more glowsti--I mean, minerals....'

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