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A Tutorial on Dancing: Techno

HOW TO DANCE TO
TECHNO
IN
FOUR
EASY
STEPS
STEP 1: GLOWSTICKS
My butt
feels
glowy.
USE LOTS OF THEM.
IF YOUR BODY CAN
HOLD MORE GLOW-
STICKS, YOU DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH.
BE CREATIVE!
STEP 2: HANDS
CONTORT YOUR HANDS
INTO UNREALISTIC SHAPES.
USE CEREBRAL PALSY
PATIENTS AS INSPIRATION!
STEP 3: JUMP
I can't
feel my
legs....
JUMP LIKE THERE'S
NO FUCKING TOMORROW
STEP 4: IMPROVISE
TIP: PRETEND YOU'RE
HAVING A SEIZURE!
IF YOU LOOK LIKE
A TUMBLEWEED
ON ACID, YOU'RE ON
THE RIGHT TRACK!
THAT'S IT!
NOW YOU CAN DANCE
LIKE THE TECHNO PROS!
TECHNOVIKING WOULD
BE PLEASED
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'We require more glowsti--I mean, minerals....'

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