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Communication

HEY, CAN I RUN A
WEIRD THOUGHT
THROUGH YOU?
SURE!
GO AHEAD!
I REALIZED NOT TOO LONG AGO THAT
HUMANS COMMUNICATE FOR COMPLETELY
SELFISH REASONS. WHEN WE TALK TO
OTHERS, WE EXPECT TO ULTIMATELY
RECEIVE SOME SENSE OF SELF-SATISFACTION,
BE IT SYMPATHY, GRATITUDE, OR OTHERWISE.
NOW WITH ALL THE TECHNOLOGY AT OUR
FINGERTIPS, WE CAN COMMUNICATE AT
ALARMINGLY FASTER RATES, THUS PROVOKING
OUR EGOCENTRIC MINDSET OF HOW THE REST
OF THE WORLD VIEWS US - IT'S A POPULARITY
CONTEST!
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE WE HABITU

Keeping it classy, as always.

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