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Simplification

No matter what you do, it always sounds stupid when you simplify it
I'M A SOFTWARE ENGINEER!
I WRITE DATABASE MANAGEMENT APPLICATIONS FOR WEB DEVELOPERS WHO NEED TO MONITOR THOUSANDS OF USERS AT THE SAME TIME!
I PUT SENSITIVE INFORMATION ON A VOLATILE MEDIUM AND PRAY

I'm a student. I memorize facts and regurgitate them after 4 months. I puke on scantrons.

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