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Weight Loss

DO YOU SUFFER FROM MORBID OBESITY? ARE YOU TIRED OF TAKING DIET PILLS? I... YES. WANT TO HEAR ABOUT A NEW BREAKTHROUGH IN WEIGHT-LOSS STRATEGY? THAT WOULD BE SPLENDID! THEN YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING THE FUCK UP AND EXERCISING! WAIT, WHAT? NO DIET PILLS, NO TRICKS, AND NO GIMMICKS! JUST GET THE HELL OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING ACTIVE! THIS IS HORRIBLY OFFENSIVE. CALL NOW TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN STOP BEING SUCH A LAZY FUCK AND JOIN THE MILLIONS OF OTHERS IN THE LOST ART OF PHYSICAL ACTIVITY! FUCK THIS, I'M GOING HOME. CALL

Ahhhh, I've tapped back into my distasteful side. Feels good to be back.

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