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Growing a Mustache

I WANT TO GROW A MUSTACHE. NOT A REGULAR MUSTACHE. I WANT A TINY, PENCIL-THIN MUSTACHE RIGHT ABOVE MY UPPER LIP REALLY, NOTHING MAKES THE LADIES HOTTER THAN AN OBSESSIVELY- GROOMED LINE OF HAIR TO SMOOCH ON. I'M GONNA GET SO MUCH POON. WE NEED TO STOP BEING FRIENDS. 2010-2012 SOMETHINGOFTHATLK.COM

Poor choices in facial hair are a top killer of potential relationships and hookups. Trust me on this one.

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