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Self Checkout

SELF CHECKOUT thank you for your purchase at food'n'shit-mart. YOU ARE QUITE WELCOME! SELF CHECKOUT would you like to donate a dollar to a charity you wouldn't cross the road to piss on? NOT A CHANCE IN HELL! SELF CHECKOUT would you like a receipt? YOU BET I DO! SELF CHECKOUT you wasteful bastard. need anything else printed while you're here? I'M SENSING SOME PASSIVE AGGRESSION. SELF CHECKOUT have you called you mother recently? I... WHAT? SELF CHECKOUT what kind of porn do you watch? i like amateurs. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! SELF CHECKOUT how's your ex doing? THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING! SELF CHECKOUT SELF CHECKOUT SELF CHECKOUT have a nice day, jizzrag. *PFT* $1.00 2010-2012 SOMETHINGOFTHATJLK.COM

Discounts are given to customers who can withstand the two-hour interrogation period.

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