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Giving a Fuck

SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS OTHER DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CAMPAIGN I DID!
HONESTLY, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
REALLY, NO FUCKS?
NOT A SINGLE ONE.
WOW, UM, OKAY THEN.
THE BIDDING STARTS AT ZERO FUCKS!
WAIT, WHAT?
I HEAR ONE FUCK! LEMME SEE TWO! TWO FUCKS! TWO FUCKS! TWO FU--FIVE FUCKS, CAN I GET TEN? TEN FUCKS! TEN FUCKS!
YES SIR, TWENTY FUCKS! TWENTY, TWENTY, TWENTY, TWENTY-FIVE! GOING ONCE? GOING TWICE?
HOW EXACTLY DO YOU QUANTIFY A-- WAIT, NEVERMIND.
SOLD! TWENTY-FIVE FUCKS AND A RAT'S ASS!
FUCKING SALES TAX.
AND A WHAT?
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