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Giving a Fuck

SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS OTHER DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CAMPAIGN I DID! HONESTLY, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. REALLY, NO FUCKS? NOT A SINGLE ONE. WOW, UM, OKAY THEN. THE BIDDING STARTS AT ZERO FUCKS! WAIT, WHAT? I HEAR ONE FUCK! LEMME SEE TWO! TWO FUCKS! TWO FUCKS! TWO FU--FIVE FUCKS, CAN I GET TEN? TEN FUCKS! TEN FUCKS! YES SIR, TWENTY FUCKS! TWENTY, TWENTY, TWENTY, TWENTY-FIVE! GOING ONCE? GOING TWICE? HOW EXACTLY DO YOU QUANTIFY A-- WAIT, NEVERMIND. SOLD! TWENTY-FIVE FUCKS AND A RAT'S ASS! FUCKING SALES TAX. AND A WHAT? 2010-2012 SOMETHINGOFTHATLK.COM

Pro tip: DnD stories are rarely, if ever, fun to listen to, no matter how interesting you try to make it.

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