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Pouch

POUCH, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME TOGETHER! WE CAN GO TO PARTIES, HIT UP CLUBS, BUY SOME DRINKS... ...CHAT UP THE BARTENDER, BLOW SOME DUDES... WHOA, HOLD ON NOW, POUCH. I'M NOT GAY. BESIDES, THAT WOULD BE LIKE PUTTING ANOTHER GUY'S DICK INSIDE ME, AND I'M JUST NOT INTO THAT. NOT REALLY YOUR CHOICE, IS IT? WELL, ACTUALLY, IT IS. IT'S MY BODY, SO I MAKE THE RULES ABOUT WHAT GOES IN IT. TOO BAD. I'M THE POUCH. LOOK, YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE UP RULES LIKE THIS. THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THAT-- THE POUCH RECEIVETH THAT WHICH PLEASETH THE POUCH! 2010-2012 SOMETHINGOFTHATLJK.COM

Pouch isn't really a dick, technically speaking.

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