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Gardening

8 REASONS TO TELL YOUR
NICELY-MANICURED LAWN
TO GO FUCK ITSELF BY
PLANTING A GARDEN
Lawn mowers are noisy and expensive.
Plus they annoy your dog.
Grass tastes
kinda* gross.
*Really gross.
You can't harvest grass.
Unless you're into that kinda thing.
...Freak.
Free food.
Supplies notwithstanding.
You won't look like a conceited suburban asshole.
A conceited suburban hippie, maybe.
You have to clean up dog poop from a lawn.
Dog poop in a garden is the shit.
Your neighbors won't hate you for having
a nicer lawn than them.
In fact, they might avoid you altogether.
Horticulture is like
edile childbirth
But I repeat myself.
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