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College Gripes

10 REASONS WHY
GOING TO COLLEGE
IS LIKE BEING IN A
SHITTY RELATIONSHIP
1. IT TAKES UP YOUR NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS
2. MONEY TO SPEND ON YOURSELF? YEAH, RIGHT.
3. YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT WORRYING ABOUT IT.
4. IT'S NOT FUN TO TALK ABOUT WITH YOUR PARENTS.
5. THOUSANDS OF HIGH SCHOOLERS WANT TO GET INSIDE.
6. THOUSANDS OF COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE ALREADY INSIDE.
7. YOU ARGUE FOR FOUR YEARS AND DECIDE TO END IT.
8. YOU GET HANDED A LETTER TELLING YOU IT'S OVER.
9. YOU FRAME AND MOUNT THE LETTER TO YOUR WALL.
10. AFTER TWO WEEKS OF CELEBRATING, YOU WANT IT BACK.
OF COURSE I'M READY
FOR A RELATIONSHIP!
I JUST TOOK OUT A LOAN,
SOLD ALL OF MY VALUABLES,
AND CONVINCED MY PARENTS
TO PAY FOR HALF OF IT!

11. If you try it again, it only lasts a few years and is even more unbearable.

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