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Coffee Temperature

Hotter than the goddamn sun
(5505 °C ≈ 9941 °F)
Comfortably hot;
sippable
(170 °F ≈ 77 °C)
How hot your coffee
should be
How hot your coffee
should be according to
franchises that don't know
how hot your coffee
should be
2010-2012 SOMETHINGOFTHATILK.COM

If you need six cardboard sleeves to keep the styrofoam cup from burning your hand, your coffee is too hot. If you wait twenty minutes and still suffer third-degree burns on your tongue from sipping it, your coffee is too hot. When Paris Hilton won't describe it as "hott" because her mouth is on fire, your coffee is too hot. If you prepare your coffee with magma, your coffee is too hot.

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