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Santa Is Fat

THIS, ABOVE ALL ELSE,
NEEDS EXPLANATION.
Santa
made me fat
Drop the weight,
Claus!
SANTA IS A POOR ROLE MODEL
FOR OUR CHILDREN! HIS BODY
FIGURE SUGGESTS THAT IT'S
OKAY TO BE MORBIDLY OBESE!
Santa
made me fat
SO IT'S NOT YOUR ACTIONS THAT
AFFECT YOUR CHILD'S WEIGHT; IT'S
THE INFLUENCE OF THESE SO-CALLED

Mmmmm... triple McWhopLard....

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