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Santa Is Fat

THIS, ABOVE ALL ELSE, NEEDS EXPLANATION. Santa made me fat Drop the weight, Claus! SANTA IS A POOR ROLE MODEL FOR OUR CHILDREN! HIS BODY FIGURE SUGGESTS THAT IT'S OKAY TO BE MORBIDLY OBESE! Santa made me fat SO IT'S NOT YOUR ACTIONS THAT AFFECT YOUR CHILD'S WEIGHT; IT'S THE INFLUENCE OF THESE SO-CALLED

Mmmmm... triple McWhopLard....

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