Something of that Ilk Archive

<< First
Last >>

If Humans Were Like Cats

OH WOW, EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME. THIS... NEVER REALLY HAPPENS. I FEEL SO FLATTERED. I MUST BE A PRETTY AWESOME GUY. I SHOULD DO SOMETHING SPECIAL! IF THIS IS MY ONLY FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME, I'D DAMN WELL BETTER MAKE THE MOST OF IT! AUDIENCE, PREPARE YOURSELF! WATCH AND ADORE ME AS I CLEANSE MY MAGNIFICENT BUTTHOLE! WATCH AND ADORE ME! 2010-2012 SOMETHINGOFTHATILK.COM

Thank God this isn't the case. If it were, just think of how crazy our lives would OOH LASER!

<< First
Next > Last >>